Oil ministry calls for help!

Happy Elephant's Day!

"This time instead of party members, it seems the elephant herself asked to promote the day in view of public interest and requested Madamji to be on her side in every card to protect it from anti-social elements"

Shoe Politics !!!

" Niek has tied up with Con-Grass party on a million $ election sponsorship. Only 'Niek' shoes would be allowed to be thrown at their party members during their press meets . . . "

New financial year calendar

"this is the calendar sent by terrorists for the bomb blasts for this year & have requested us not to schedule IPL match, Bandh & ELECTIONs on those days . . . ."

To L.E.T.